Sinclair Institute’s Glass Crystal G-Spot Wand

The colour green is one of my favourites. Neon, emerald, kelly green, any shade really. I love them all. Sadly, in the sex toy industry, green is a colour that is apparently isn’t cool. Most companies seem to think that women will only use a toy if it’s a ‘non threatening’ shade like pink or purple. Luckily, some toy companies offer other colour options, and I may have squeed a little when I saw the gorgeous mint green detailing on the Glass Crystal G-Spot Wand.

The G-Spot Wand isn’t a terribly large piece, as it measures 6 inches across from tip to tip. The shape is this odd almost a semi-circle/ the letter ‘J’, with three bloops on the more curved end. It’s also fairly thin, at only 1.25 inches diameter. The toy is clear, with really beautiful and delicate twining vine details in green. I absolutely love the way this toy looks! It’s gorgeous, and I want to leave it out on my desk where I can occasionally reach over and pet it because it’s that pretty. (I may be a bit superficial, but looks can be everything sometimes.) The green vines do have a slight texture to them, enough that you can feel a bit of roughness/texture when you rub your fingers over them, but it’s not noticeable during use.

The dildo is borosilicate glass, which is what Pyrex baking dishes are made of. This is a great choice for sex toys because it’s resistant to temperature extremes (though switching from extreme hot to extreme cold is a good way to snap your toy), and less likely to break. This means that you can warm or cool your toy for sensation play without worrying about damaging it. If I’m using a glass toy for temperature play, I leave the toy in a bowl of hot, but not boiling water, or one with ice in it for about 5 minutes. Be smart, guys, and test the temperature of the glass before you insert it into someone. Burning or freezing your partner’s ass or pussy is a good way to get your access pass to those regions revoked. You should check your glass out for chips or cracks before you use it as well.

Special storage is pretty much required so your piece of glass isn’t damaged. This toy didn’t come with a bag of any description, and the original packaging was far too bulky for me to keep, as space is at a premium, and my sex toy drawers already runneth over. I ended up making a padded bag of my own to store it, but there are definitely commercial options out there. Worse case scenario, you can always store your dildo in a clean sock or two. The glass won’t pick up lint, so you won’t have to worry about that, and cleaning glass toys is fairly simple. Water and antibacterial soap works well for day to day cleaning, and to totally sterilize it, you can boil your toy for 5 minutes, wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution, or even toss it in the top shelf of your dishwasher.

Glass is compatible with any and all types of lubes, so grab silicone or water based lubricant, it really doesn’t matter. I found I didn’t need lube unless I was playing with this toy anally, as it is a fairly small dildo, and I get wet easily. The shape of the G-Spot Wand actually is well designed for g-spot play. This shouldn’t be a shock, but hey, false advertising happens, so it’s always a pleasant surprise when a toy does what it’s supposed to do! The ball on the end of the wand manages to find my g-spot easily due to the curve, and could reasonably be compared to the smaller end of the Pure Wand. The similarities stop there though. The length of the G-Spot Wand means that there isn’t much extra toy to hold on to when you have it inserted, and that makes for messier masturbation. I end up with come and lube all over my fingers and hand, and it makes it difficult to keep a good grip on it. My partner also had similar issues when he used it on me. I think that it would have been improved by another inch or two of length. (Please note my maturity and the lack of ‘That’s what she said’ type comments at this time.) My g-spot is set a bit more deeply, though, so your mileage may vary.

I can definitely orgasm from masturbating with the G-Spot Wand. The length and slipperiness issues mean that I can’t thrust as hard or fast as I normally would, which results in me not having my normal ‘gushing’ g-spot orgasms. Instead, I just get really wet, but there are not puddles to deal with afterwards. This may be a bonus. It certainly means less laundry to wash afterwards! That being said, I don’t think I’ll be reaching for this often, though, as I already have a Pure Wand, and it has the extra weight and length to get me off in sheet soaking ways that the G-Spot Wand can’t.

I give the Glass Crystal G-Spot Wand 4 damp paws up out of 5. It’s a lovely piece of glass, and would be great for a lot of people, but I personally need a bit more length in my g spot toys.

Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set

I love glass toys. Dildos, butt plug, probes…if you can make it out of glass, I probably will want one. Lovehoney was awesome and sent me the Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set for review to further enable my glass toy obsession.

This set of glass dildos is a great buy for beginners or glass aficionados. It offers two very different glass insertables at a really reasonable price. The two dildos included are pink and clear. The pink dildo is 7.25 inches long and 4.25 inches in circumference at the widest part, and the clear dildo is 8.25 inches long and 3.5 inches circumference at the widest point. The pink toy is very textured, with a row of small raised nubs running down the top of the shaft. It also has a pronounced head, and two bloops on the end to make a good grip/handle. The clear dildo is much more curved, sort of a stretched out ‘S’ shape, and has four smaller ‘heads’ or bloops on one side, and is smooth glass on the other. Yay, variety!

While I love pretty much everything about these two toys, I’m actually a bit on the fence about the packaging. I appreciate that two bags are included for the dildos, I would have preferred something a bit more padded than the typical velvet-ish bag with a drawstring. I’m not in the habit of bouncing my toy storage around, but things do shift in my drawers (also, I am ridiculously clumsy) and I like the extra bit of reassurance padding brings, so mine are stored in extra socks. They won’t pick up lint, and, luckily, glass is easy to clean. Water and antibacterial soap works well for day to day cleaning, and to totally sterilize it, you can boil your toy for 5 minutes, wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution, or even toss it in the top shelf of your dishwasher.

These dildos are made of borosilicate glass, which is what Pyrex baking dishes are made of. This is a great choice for sex toys because it’s resistant to temperature extremes (though switching from extreme hot to extreme cold is a good way to snap your toy), and less likely to break. This means that you can warm or cool your toy for sensation play without worrying about damaging it. If I’m using a glass toy for temperature play, I leave the toy in a bowl of hot, but not boiling water, or one with ice in it for about 5 minutes. Be smart and test the temperature of the glass before you insert it into someone. Burning or freezing your partner’s ass or pussy is a good way to spoil the mood and possibly get banished to the couch for the night. You should also check your glass out for chips or cracks before you use it as well.

As you can tell, the pink has the most texture of the two toys. The little bumps along the shaft are really intense, and for me, can get me to the point of being overstimulated, even when I’m using lots of lube. It’s not quite as bad as, say, fucking yourself with a cheese grater, but definitely verging on unpleasant. The clear dildo is the clear (sorry, the pun had to be made) winner of this pair. The shape is reminiscent of Njoy’s Fun Wand, and for me it’s amazing on my G-spot. It’s not as intense as a Pure Wand, for me, but it’s something that I can come from and I’ve had several awesome gushing orgasms with it. As always, be careful to not get too carried away when you’re masturbating with a really solid toy, such as metal or glass. Internal bruising can (and does! Bruising your cervix freaking sucks!) happen from thrusting too hard.

Glass is compatible with any and all types of lubes, so grab silicone or water based lubricant, it really doesn’t matter. I found I didn’t need lube unless I was playing with these dildos anally. For me, the pink’s texture was just too much for my ass as well, so it took the backseat again while I played with the clear toy. It also works well for anal play, and my (male) partner is excited to try it out for prostate stimulation. His and her dildos, anyone?

Overall, I give this set 4 paws up out of 5! (I took away one paw for the unpadded bags, as well s for the fact my pink toy had some imperfections in the glass.) It’s a great set that gives you a variety of textures and shapes to explore with, and the price is really reasonable.

Love Toys, Inc.’s Pussy Pump

I’ve always been intrigued by pussy pumps, ever since I saw one being used in some random porn I found online. The way it made the porn star’s vulva look was just so cool, and I have to admit, I wanted to know how much of her apparent hypersensitivity was acting, and how much was real. So, when I saw that The Intimacy Book had a pussy pump on their site, I immediately put it on my wishlist!

Now, you’re probably wondering exactly what does a pussy pump do? Well, it’s pretty much the same thing as penis pumping, except with a cup that goes over the whole genital region rather than a cylinder over the shaft of the penis. As you pump the air out of the cup, it creates a vacuum within the cup, which causes mild swelling from the extra blood flow to the area. Some women find that this suction feels pleasurable, and others like it because of the way it makes their vulva look, or because it makes their clit and labia more sensitive. Personally, I love the sensation of having a partner suck on my clit during oral, and this is similar to that sensation, only more intense and covering more area.

The pump will make your clitoris and lips swell and get much bigger than they normally look, but this doesn’t last very long. If you’re only leaving the pump and suction on for a few minutes, your labia will get smaller again as soon as you take the pump off. Even when I had been playing with this for a half hour or so, the engorgement went away in a half hour or so. So, don’t worry about the effects being long term!

The pump’s ‘cup’ has a cool shape. It’s an oval that has been gently pointed on both ends, and I found that it cups my vulva well. It’s 6.25 x 3 inches, and should fit a variety of body shapes. You will need to hold the cup to your skin for the first few pumps, but after that suction keeps it there. I found that I got the best suction when I was waxed/shaved, as pubic hair will break the seal that is formed. Also, you can spread a bit of lube on the rim of the cup to help get good suction. As a bonus, the lube will let you or your partner move the cup around a little once you’ve started pumping. It’s an interesting/weird sensation.

The box is pretty raunchy looking, and it ended up getting trashed pretty much instantly. It’s definitely NC-17 rated, and had naked women, close up of pussies (post pumping), and loud print all over it too. Not something I feel like having in my bedroom or my house, even though we don’t need to hide our toys. The box would be ok for storage if you didn’t have any other options. For me, I just out it in a ziplock baggie, and it gets tossed into one of my toy drawers.

The pussy pump is made of plastic and rubber. I’ve been only washing the cup, as I don’t think there would be any way to completely dry out the pump, and it doesn’t come into contact with body fluids anyhow. The rubber rim around the cup semi-detaches, which is annoying, because it means that I need to do some serious deep cleaning. Scrubbing toys with a toothbrush isn’t exactly my favourite things to do. I also wouldn’t be ok with someone else using this toy, as rubber is porous, and can’t be completely sterilized.

I was actually surprised at how much I like this toy! While I know that I like suction on my clit, I wasn’t sure how suction on my whole pussy would feel. It’s an intense feeling, and the continued suction feels *good*. The first time I used this (Ok, the same day I got it, let’s be honest. I was curious as hell!), I messed around with the pump, increasing and decreasing the suction, seeing how many pumps it took til the pressure got uncomfortable, things like that. I was surprised that after a few minutes I started to feel really horny! I ignored the sensation for a bit, because I was still experimenting, but it didn’t go away. So, I fully released the pressure and started to masturbate. Apparently my body reacts to pussy pumps really well, because I was quite literally dripping wet!

BloodHound, my mate, really enjoys using this toy with me. I’m not sure if it’s that he’s a really visual sort of guy, if his inner sadist gets all giggly about pumping until it’s uncomfortable/hurts a bit, or that he likes that I can come from oral after I’ve used this, but I’m not complaining. Toys that make my partner instigate sex? Hell yes. Also, it should be mentioned that normally, I have a hard time orgasming from oral sex, but after a session playing with the pump, I was actually able to have an orgasm from just from oral! That’s an unexpected bonus, and one that I am really happy about.

I give this 4 paws up out of 5 (one paw removed for the rubber material on the cup, vs the more hygienic silicone)!

Tantus’ Anaconda Dildo

One of Bloodhound’s few complaints about using dildos on me is that his fingers will sometimes cramp up as he’s holding onto the base to use on me. Luckily Tantus (and PinkCherry) came to the rescue with the Anaconda.

The Anaconda is a thick realistic looking dildo, only it’s on a stick. It’s definitely a thicker toy, with a diameter of 1.75 inches, and not something I’d recommend for someone new to larger toys. The insertable length is 7 inches, with a total length of 11.5 inches. This is definitely not a toy that I would ‘slip into my bag’ for a weekend getaway, as it’s almost of foot of dildo, but I’ve got plenty of room in my toy chest, so the size doesn’t bother me.

The dildo part of the Anaconda is a very firm silicone, with barely any give. The handle, while still stiff, is floppier. If you hold on to the handle and shake it, it doesn’t flop over, but bends instead. The head of the toy is a shiny silicone that has some serious drag to it, while the rest of the toy is lightly textured and matte. It’s a semi-realistic design, with foreskin ‘wrinkles’ under the head, and some lightly raised veins along the shaft, but nothing too pronounced.

As with most silicone toys, this one does pick up lint, but not as badly as a more smooth finish might. I would recommend storing the Anaconda in a fluff free bag, but a ziplock bag would also work if you could find one big enough to hold this! You should probably just be prepared to have to wash your toy before each use. Tantus’ 100% pure platinum silicone toys are easy to sterilize and can be washed with antimicrobial soap, wiped down with a bleach solution, boiled, or even tossed into the top of your dishwasher (without dishwashing liquid) for cleaning! You may need to do a bit of scrubbing with a toothbrush to get lube/come out of the grooves under the head. As usual, silicone toys should only be used with water based lubes, as silicone based ones can damage your toy.

The handle is comfortable to hold for a variety of hand sizes. I usually wear a size medium glove, and have no grip issues with my Anaconda’s handle, and neither does Bloodhound, who wears a size large glove. The toy is long enough that you probably won’t have to worry about getting lube and come on your hands when you’re using it. I found that the handle was also long enough that I was able to use it solo without getting the usual wrist soreness I get when I have an extending a jacking off session, yay! If you’re planning on using this with a partner, make sure that you’ve talked to them about how hard they can thrust with the Anaconda. The firmness of the silicone isn’t as forgiving as other toys, and if they use the toy roughly, it could be pretty uncomfortable.

You could maybe get some g-spot stimulation with this toy if you got the angle just right or you had your partner angling the toy, but it’s not going to work well for most people. I loved the girth, and that combined with the matte texture really made this a unique toy in my toy box, and is totally worth all the extra lube I need to douse this with every time I use it. (matte=drag=me actually needing to use lube with a toy for once!) The material does have another drawback, which is that if I’m not careful, I can thrust too hard and hit my cervix, which is not the sort of pain I am into.

I didn’t try this toy anally, as the girth and the lack of squish make it a bit more intense than what I normally like for anal play. If you are interested in putting this toy in your ass, you will want to make sure you’re well stretched/lubed beforehand, as the blunted tip is going to be a bit hard to take otherwise. While there is a flared base at the very bottom of the handle, it’s not a huge flare, so I’d recommend not inserting the Anaconda past the end of the dildo part.

Overall, this is an awesome toy, and a unique design! I give it 5 paws up out of 5!

Spartacus’ Blown Glass G-Spot Dildo

One of my favorite colors of glass is cobalt blue. I’m obsessed with the stuff, and have been known to scour thrift stores and antique shops for blue bottles and glasses whenever I can. TabuToys offered Spartacus’ Blown Glass G-Spot Dildo in Blue to me, and once I saw the color I couldn’t refuse. While this isn’t as deep a blue as my beloved cobalt, it’s still a pretty shade that’s somewhere between that and sky blue.

This glass g-spot toy is a very simple design. The head is a upward curving ‘bloop’ of glass, the shaft is perfectly smooth, thin and relatively short, and the handle is a loop/circle. The widest point of the ‘bloop’ is 1.5 inches in diameter, and it ends in a very rounded ‘head’. I found that the handle works well for various sized fingers. I wear a size medium glove and my mate wears a size large, and we both could fit two fingers into the loop comfortably.

The packaging for this dildo was a cardboard tube, with an insert in the middle to hold the toy in place. While I liked that the box was a hexagon shape, it was far too large and bulky for storage, and Spartacus didn’t include any sort of storage bag. I’ve taken to storing my glass toys in random bright (read as: obnoxious) socks that I find at Walmart on clearance. Tacky Halloween/Easter/Christmas socks make excellent toy bags for glass! Glass won’t pick up lint, and it is easy to clean. Water and antibacterial soap works well for day to day cleaning, and to totally sterilize it, you can boil your toy for 5 minutes, wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution, or even toss it in the top shelf of your dishwasher.

This dildo is made of borosilicate glass, which is what Pyrex baking dishes are made of. This is a great choice for sex toys because it’s resistant to temperature extremes (though switching from extreme hot to extreme cold is a good way to snap your toy), and less likely to break. (Also, if it does break, it will break into large chunks rather than tiny splinters.) This means that you can warm or cool your toy for sensation play without worrying about damaging it. If I’m using a glass toy for temperature play, I leave the toy in a bowl of hot, but not boiling water, or one with ice in it for about 5 minutes. Be smart and test the temperature of the glass before you insert it into someone. Burning or freezing your partner’s ass or pussy is a good way to spoil the mood and possibly get banished to the couch for the night. You should also check your glass out for chips or cracks each time before you use it as well.

This is a pretty simple and basic dildo, and I wasn’t expecting to be wowed by it. However, I was nicely surprised at how well it got me off. The bloop at the end of the toy is nicely angled to hit my g-spot when I’m thrusting, and it’s wide enough that it feels slightly less filling than two fingers. The angle of the head also helps keep my wrist from cramping up when I’m jacking off (Please tell me that I’m not the only one this happens to! Weird angles+epic jack off session=wrist cramps, and occasionally tingly fingers for me.) I’ve come several times while I used the Blown G-Spot dildo, and they’ve been good orgasms. Not gushing/squirting, but very wet, if that makes sense? Short version: this is a great piece if you’re just getting into glass toys or g-spot toys, and well worth investing in.

As always, be careful to not get too carried away when you’re masturbating with a really solid toy, such as metal or glass. Internal bruising can (and does! Bruising your cervix freaking sucks!) happen from thrusting too hard.

I give this 4 blue paws up out of 5! If there had been some sort of storage pouch, I would have given this a 5 out of 5.

Fleshlight’s Frankenstein Dildo

It’s a grey and gloomy time of year, so I thought something a bit dark and morbid would be appropriate…luckily Shevibe had the perfect toy for this!

While Fleshlight is known for their male masturbation sleeves, they branched out into dildos and came out with their ‘Freaks’ line. If you’re a fan of classic horror and/or sci-fi, this line may be for you. The Freaks line has 5 dildos and 5 masturbation sleeves, each paired into male and female versions of fantastic monsters. The options are: Dracula, Frankenstein, Alien, Zombi, and Cyborg. I have to say that my favourites in the line up are the Dracula pair. The dildo has really lovely colouring, and dear gods, the bat-wing shaped labia on the sleeve are adorable!

Now, this is (please pardon the pun, but it has to be made) a monster of a dildo. A giant cock. It’s freaking huge, dude. The Frankencock is 10.25 inches long, with 8.25 inches of that being insertable and is 2.14 inches wide. Definitely the sort of toy a size king or queen would enjoy! It’s also a heavy toy, given how big it is. This is a good and bad thing. I tend to enjoy thrusting with my toys, but when you’re using a 2 pound toy, it’s best to either let someone else use this toy on me (My boyfriend is very obliging, luckily), or to just insert it and leave it there. I guess you could also put it on a flat surface and straddle it, fucking yourself with it, but I’m lazy when it comes to masturbation, and just stick with option A or B.

The details on this dildo are what makes it epic. Even the box, while oversized and really not practical for storage, had a horror film inspired font in several places. On the dildo itself, there are suture marks, nuts, bolts, and even a ‘tear’ on the base of the shaft that reveals a pipeline instead of a urethra. This toy looks like it was a missing prop from a XXX version of Frankenstein, and is decidedly ghoulish. My inner goth is thrilled!

The silicone is fairly firm, having a bit of squish to it. What the picture doesn’t show you is that the colour isn’t just green. There’s a slight shimmer to it, as well as an odd purple-ish undertone. The toy also has a shiny finish, so it picks up hair, dust, and lint like crazy. I don’t have a ziplock big enough to store this in, so I’ve resigned myself to having to wash it before (and after!) every use. Luckily, the cleaning is easy, like most silicone toys. Washing with soap and water works for day to day cleaning, and to deep clean/completely sterilize, you’ll want to put it through the dishwasher (top shelf, no soap!), boiled for 3-5 minutes, or wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution. I honestly don’t have a pot big enough to boil this in and get it completely submerged, so what I’ve been doing is boiling the top half, flipping the toy over, then boiling the bottom. It’s a bit more time consuming, but I personally prefer it over using bleach. Also, you may need to use a toothbrush to get bits of cum and lube out of the really textured parts.

The Frankencock isn’t the sort of toy you can just shove in and jack yourself into a monster cock induced haze. I had to warm up beforehand with a smaller toy so the stretch didn’t kill my poor vagina. A bit of water based lube (you should only use water based lube with a silicone toy, y’all!) was also needed in the switch from the smaller toy to the monster one. The finish of the silicone itself means there is a lot of drag, and chafing sucks.

I’m a bit of a texture slut, so all the sutures, ridges, and bits and pieces of monster-y goodness were awesome for me! You can definitely feel all of the detailed pieces, and the ridges rub against my G-spot. The angle isn’t enough to give me a G-spot orgasm, but it’s a nice bit of added stimulation to my orgasm. It’s admittedly not for everyone, but if you’re like me, you’ll love it. I do find that if I’m having an epically jack off session, it can chafe a bit. Apart from that, I think it’s amazing and give it 5 monstrous paws up out of 5!

A review of Vixen’s Leoweenie!

When you are a sex toy company that comes out with an orange dildo, you have my attention. When you come out with an orange dildo that is body safe and has freaking BATS all over it, though… Not only do you have my attention, but also my love, promises of undying affection, and all the flailing fangirl enthusiasm a former goth can muster. This translates to lots, but I’m too cool to show it. That, and if I get too excited I’ll overheat, and then my eyeliner runs.

The Vixen Leoweenie is a special edition of their Leo dildo, which normally comes in purple and black. It’s a pretty awesome shade of orange. Not quite a ‘fake Halloween pumpkin’ shade, but it’s not a neon colour either. Inside the dildo, there are a bunch of small black bats, each around an inch long. Depending on where the bats are in the silicone, some of them may look more grey than black. Mine had 7 bats, most of which were perfectly in silhouette, and one or two were on a slight angle. The Leoweenies are hand made, so how many bats you get and their placement is going to vary. The base to the Leo is a suction cup, and it sticks really well. I stuck it to the side of my shower, you know, like you do, and it stayed there for about an hour before losing it’s grip.

The shaft is almost entirely smooth, with some subtly raised pieces that remind me of melted wax dripping down a candle. The head is more realistic, with a pronounced corneal ridge, slit, and foreskin wrinkles. I don’t care for hyper-realistic toys for the most part, but this is just the right combination of realistic and artistic for me. There’s an upward curve to the shaft, which means the head will rub against your g-spot or prostate during use. The head is larger and defined enough that there is a bit of a popping sensation when you pull the dildo all the way out.

The Leo isn’t a huge dildo. For me, it’s on the medium size, but then I’m a bit of a size queen. The length is 8 inches over, and 7 inches are insertable. The diameter is 1.75 inches, which I think is pretty reasonable for both anal and vaginal use, especially when you take into account the way Vixen’s silicone feels.

This toy has a lot of squish to it. Like…way more than what I am used to a ‘regular’ (not dual density) silicone. I can bend the shaft of the Leo completely in half, so it’s pretty bendy. It picks up lint like crazy, so unless you’re keeping it in the tube it came in or a ziplock bag, expect to have to wash this toy before and after you use it. There’s a fair amount of drag to this silicone as well, so you may want to use some water based lube with this. You should always use water based lubes with silicone toys unless you’re willing to take the chance of the silicone reacting badly to your toy. Cleaning options are varied and awesome. You can stick it in the dishwasher, clean it with a toy wipe, use a toy cleaner, and use antibacterial soap/water. To completely sterilize the you, you can boil it for 3-5 minutes or wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution.

If you’re into pegging, I’d definitely recommend this as an intermediate sized toy. The angle is great for prostate stimulation, it’s got some squish to the silicone, and hey, if you’ve ever wanted to hum the Batman theme song while you’ve got someone bent over, this is going to give you a reason excuse reason to. The base is wide and sturdy and works well with strap on harnesses (I tried it in my RodeoHs, the Spareparts Joque and my Outlaw Leather Annie O), and the upward curve of the shaft means you don’t have a sagging strap on cock.

For vaginal play, the Leo is definitely the Baby Bear of cocks. It’s not too small, not too large, not too hard…well, you get the picture. The head of the toy and the textured details there rub against my g-spot when I use the toy for thrusting, but it’s not overly texture or annoying. For me, it isn’t firm enough to make me gush, but it’s still a really good and wet orgasm. The diameter is enough that I have something to clench around when I orgasm, and the base isn’t so big that it gets in the way of me using my Hitachi.

I’m a fan and I’m giving this 5 black nail polished paws up out of 5!

Happy Rabbit G-Spot Vibrator

The Happy Rabbit G-Spot Vibrator is a brand new sex toy created by the fabulous Lovehoney store. I’ve been keeping quiet about this product for a long time but I can finally talk about it now it’s released to the public.

I have a love/hate relationship with rabbit styled vibrators as many rabbits I’ve tried in the past have failed to impress me. The Happy Rabbit however is an excellent feature packed product at an excellent price point of only £49.99. This toy is covered in soft silicone, rechargeable and is whisper quiet making it one of my favourite sex toys of its kind.

This vibrator is styled like a normal rabbit but with a bulbous head designed to hit the g-spot. The shaft measures up at 5″ in insertable length and has a maximum diameter of 2″ at the tip. This toy is a little heavier than other rabbit style vibrators of this kind but it’s not heavy enough for me to complain about.

I do find I need to warm up a little with a clitoral vibrator before using this toy internally as the head is quite wide for me. If the head was slimmer, I think it wouldn’t perform as good as it does at stimulating my g-spot so I wouldn’t change the size of the head.

The shaft and rabbit ears are made of a very soft silicone. The silicone makes this toy very easy to clean and most importantly its non-porous making it very hygienic. The shaft on this toy is flexible making insertion easier and use more comfortable, especially when thrusting , compared to a more rigid toy.

The ears on this toy are longer than average (1.5″) which is good as I’ve found with some products the ears can be too short to reach my clitoris. The ears are quite flat and very flexible which transfer the vibrations very well. The ears nestle nicely on my clitoris and feel very comfortable with no pinching whatsoever.

Near the bottom of this vibrator is a large white handle which also holds the buttons to control all of the vibrations. The handle is ergonomically shaped in a way which makes holding the vibrator really comfortable. I’ve used this sex toy for long periods without any hand aches.

Included in the box is a nice drawstring bag which the vibrator can be stored in when not in use. This is a good little addition especially for a silicone product as it should be kept separate from other materials as it can react to them. This Happy Rabbit is not waterproof which is a shame as I would’ve liked to be able to use it in the shower.
Functions And Controls

The Happy Rabbit takes around six hours to fully charge and a red light appears above the socket whilst it is charging which changes to a steady green when complete. The rabbit lasts a good amount of time when in use and it also holds its charge when not in use very well.

Many rabbit vibrators tend to have rotating beads in the shaft which I’ve never really liked so I’m glad that the Happy Rabbit doesn’t do this. Instead the shaft vibrates which feels really good especially as the vibrations are the most powerful at the tip. I feel the vibrations are above average for a rechargeable vibrator, but importantly they’re well focused.

This rabbit is extremely quiet! It’s one of the quietest sex toys we have ever tested especially taking into account the vibration strength of this toy. I’ve managed to use this toy in the same room without Steve realizing (until I wanted him to) which goes to show how quiet it is. If you live in a shared house then I’d definitely recommend this product.

One concern I did have before trying this product was that I could accidentally change the speed or pattern due to where the buttons are located. Due to the shape of the handle and the buttons being only slightly raised I have yet to accidentally change the setting though.

Experience

For me to like a rabbit vibrator it takes something special and the Happy Rabbit G-Spot is certainly that. As soon as I insert the toy I get an instant ‘need to wee’ feeling which means the toy has reached my g-spot perfectly. This toy is only one of a few sex toys in our collection that has actually given me a squirting orgasm.

The vibration strength might not be the most powerful I’ve experienced but the vibrations are perfectly focused. The ears sit nicely on my clitoris making me squirm in pleasure very quickly. I’ve found I get the most powerful orgasms by thrusting this toy hard making the bulbous head rub against my g-spot which makes my toes curl.

Overall Opinion

I’d highly recommend the Happy Rabbit G-Spot Vibrator. I’m not usually a fan of rabbit styled toys but this one is brilliant. The bulbous head instantly finds my g-spot. This coupled with perfectly located and flexible ears makes this toy perfect for giving me amazing orgasms.

Spartacus Butterfly clamps-Warning

Welcome to my most painful review ever. It was suggested to me by my Sir that I write the entire thing while wearing the clamps for a more authentic and honest review, but no one wants to read 400+ words of ‘Oh gods, owch. Owch. Owch. Breathe, remember to breathe. Ack, don’t breathe too deeply or the chain will move! Owch.’

Ok, really, they aren’t that bad.

Well, mostly.

Let me start out this review by saying that Butterfly (aka clover) clamps aren’t for beginners. This is definitely a toy for someone who is in to more intense types of pain…think of these as ‘Clamps 2.0′. If you’re looking for a beginners pair of clamps, I would recommend either the tweezer style or alligator clamps, both of which are adjustable. Butterfly clamps have only one intensity: HIGH!

The Spartacus Butterfly clamps are made of metal, with a textured plastic cover on the tips. Each clamp is around 3.5″ long, and the connecting chain is 12″ long. The texture on the cover is four small dots that are arranged in a square, and they will leave imprints on your skin after you remove the clamps! The texture keeps the clamps from moving after they’ve been attached to whatever body part you or your partner decides on. I’ve had my clamps used on my nipples and labia, and jokingly, on my lip for a minute!

To use the clamps, simply squeeze the sides, and the jaws open. They open smoothly, and wide enough that I don’t have to worry about inadvertently catching my nipple piercings on the jaws when I am trying to put them on. Once you’ve positioned them, simply let go of the sides. I recommend doing so slowly, unless you’re sadistic/masochistic. The smaller the amount of skin that gets grabbed by the clamps, the more intense the sensation. Like I said before, these are not for the faint of heart! If you want more than what the butterfly clamps offer on their own, tugging on the chain causes the clamps to tighten even further. Also, you can even add weights to the clamps or hang them off the chain for even more owchy fun. Also, the removal of the clamps usually hurts more than having them put on as all the blood rushes back to the area that was clamped.

Because the Butterfly clamps are made of metal, the care of feeding of them is fairly simple. You can wipe them down with a cleaner between partners if you are worried about any potential fluid exchange. I use an alcohol based antibacterial gel, as I am worried that water may cause the clamps to rust, and there’s been no issues with it. I keep my clamps stored in a cloth bag in my larger toy box, and they have no problems with things like picking up lint, but will occasionally snag on a stray thread if I am not careful. I’m not sure how difficult it would be to remove lube, blood come from them, though, as there are plenty of grooves and cracks.

The clamps are fairly solidly constructed, however, I have managed to break one of my two pairs during a scene. My Sir had attached one of the clamps to my nipple and the other to my labia, and while I was flailing, squirming, and trying desperately to get away, one of the clamps somehow became separated from the chain. I managed to re-attached the clamp and close the link in the chain again with a pair of needle nose pliers. Also, one of the plastic covers popped off at one point, but this was something I was able to fix with some contact cement.

If it wasn’t for these two incidents, I’d give the Spartacus butterfly clamps five paws up rather than four.