Happy Rabbit G-Spot Vibrator

The Happy Rabbit G-Spot Vibrator is a brand new sex toy created by the fabulous Lovehoney store. I’ve been keeping quiet about this product for a long time but I can finally talk about it now it’s released to the public.

I have a love/hate relationship with rabbit styled vibrators as many rabbits I’ve tried in the past have failed to impress me. The Happy Rabbit however is an excellent feature packed product at an excellent price point of only £49.99. This toy is covered in soft silicone, rechargeable and is whisper quiet making it one of my favourite sex toys of its kind.

This vibrator is styled like a normal rabbit but with a bulbous head designed to hit the g-spot. The shaft measures up at 5″ in insertable length and has a maximum diameter of 2″ at the tip. This toy is a little heavier than other rabbit style vibrators of this kind but it’s not heavy enough for me to complain about.

I do find I need to warm up a little with a clitoral vibrator before using this toy internally as the head is quite wide for me. If the head was slimmer, I think it wouldn’t perform as good as it does at stimulating my g-spot so I wouldn’t change the size of the head.

The shaft and rabbit ears are made of a very soft silicone. The silicone makes this toy very easy to clean and most importantly its non-porous making it very hygienic. The shaft on this toy is flexible making insertion easier and use more comfortable, especially when thrusting , compared to a more rigid toy.

The ears on this toy are longer than average (1.5″) which is good as I’ve found with some products the ears can be too short to reach my clitoris. The ears are quite flat and very flexible which transfer the vibrations very well. The ears nestle nicely on my clitoris and feel very comfortable with no pinching whatsoever.

Near the bottom of this vibrator is a large white handle which also holds the buttons to control all of the vibrations. The handle is ergonomically shaped in a way which makes holding the vibrator really comfortable. I’ve used this sex toy for long periods without any hand aches.

Included in the box is a nice drawstring bag which the vibrator can be stored in when not in use. This is a good little addition especially for a silicone product as it should be kept separate from other materials as it can react to them. This Happy Rabbit is not waterproof which is a shame as I would’ve liked to be able to use it in the shower.
Functions And Controls

The Happy Rabbit takes around six hours to fully charge and a red light appears above the socket whilst it is charging which changes to a steady green when complete. The rabbit lasts a good amount of time when in use and it also holds its charge when not in use very well.

Many rabbit vibrators tend to have rotating beads in the shaft which I’ve never really liked so I’m glad that the Happy Rabbit doesn’t do this. Instead the shaft vibrates which feels really good especially as the vibrations are the most powerful at the tip. I feel the vibrations are above average for a rechargeable vibrator, but importantly they’re well focused.

This rabbit is extremely quiet! It’s one of the quietest sex toys we have ever tested especially taking into account the vibration strength of this toy. I’ve managed to use this toy in the same room without Steve realizing (until I wanted him to) which goes to show how quiet it is. If you live in a shared house then I’d definitely recommend this product.

One concern I did have before trying this product was that I could accidentally change the speed or pattern due to where the buttons are located. Due to the shape of the handle and the buttons being only slightly raised I have yet to accidentally change the setting though.

Experience

For me to like a rabbit vibrator it takes something special and the Happy Rabbit G-Spot is certainly that. As soon as I insert the toy I get an instant ‘need to wee’ feeling which means the toy has reached my g-spot perfectly. This toy is only one of a few sex toys in our collection that has actually given me a squirting orgasm.

The vibration strength might not be the most powerful I’ve experienced but the vibrations are perfectly focused. The ears sit nicely on my clitoris making me squirm in pleasure very quickly. I’ve found I get the most powerful orgasms by thrusting this toy hard making the bulbous head rub against my g-spot which makes my toes curl.

Overall Opinion

I’d highly recommend the Happy Rabbit G-Spot Vibrator. I’m not usually a fan of rabbit styled toys but this one is brilliant. The bulbous head instantly finds my g-spot. This coupled with perfectly located and flexible ears makes this toy perfect for giving me amazing orgasms.

Spartacus Butterfly clamps-Warning

Welcome to my most painful review ever. It was suggested to me by my Sir that I write the entire thing while wearing the clamps for a more authentic and honest review, but no one wants to read 400+ words of ‘Oh gods, owch. Owch. Owch. Breathe, remember to breathe. Ack, don’t breathe too deeply or the chain will move! Owch.’

Ok, really, they aren’t that bad.

Well, mostly.

Let me start out this review by saying that Butterfly (aka clover) clamps aren’t for beginners. This is definitely a toy for someone who is in to more intense types of pain…think of these as ‘Clamps 2.0′. If you’re looking for a beginners pair of clamps, I would recommend either the tweezer style or alligator clamps, both of which are adjustable. Butterfly clamps have only one intensity: HIGH!

The Spartacus Butterfly clamps are made of metal, with a textured plastic cover on the tips. Each clamp is around 3.5″ long, and the connecting chain is 12″ long. The texture on the cover is four small dots that are arranged in a square, and they will leave imprints on your skin after you remove the clamps! The texture keeps the clamps from moving after they’ve been attached to whatever body part you or your partner decides on. I’ve had my clamps used on my nipples and labia, and jokingly, on my lip for a minute!

To use the clamps, simply squeeze the sides, and the jaws open. They open smoothly, and wide enough that I don’t have to worry about inadvertently catching my nipple piercings on the jaws when I am trying to put them on. Once you’ve positioned them, simply let go of the sides. I recommend doing so slowly, unless you’re sadistic/masochistic. The smaller the amount of skin that gets grabbed by the clamps, the more intense the sensation. Like I said before, these are not for the faint of heart! If you want more than what the butterfly clamps offer on their own, tugging on the chain causes the clamps to tighten even further. Also, you can even add weights to the clamps or hang them off the chain for even more owchy fun. Also, the removal of the clamps usually hurts more than having them put on as all the blood rushes back to the area that was clamped.

Because the Butterfly clamps are made of metal, the care of feeding of them is fairly simple. You can wipe them down with a cleaner between partners if you are worried about any potential fluid exchange. I use an alcohol based antibacterial gel, as I am worried that water may cause the clamps to rust, and there’s been no issues with it. I keep my clamps stored in a cloth bag in my larger toy box, and they have no problems with things like picking up lint, but will occasionally snag on a stray thread if I am not careful. I’m not sure how difficult it would be to remove lube, blood come from them, though, as there are plenty of grooves and cracks.

The clamps are fairly solidly constructed, however, I have managed to break one of my two pairs during a scene. My Sir had attached one of the clamps to my nipple and the other to my labia, and while I was flailing, squirming, and trying desperately to get away, one of the clamps somehow became separated from the chain. I managed to re-attached the clamp and close the link in the chain again with a pair of needle nose pliers. Also, one of the plastic covers popped off at one point, but this was something I was able to fix with some contact cement.

If it wasn’t for these two incidents, I’d give the Spartacus butterfly clamps five paws up rather than four.