Despite the ridiculous name, Coochy Creme by Classic Erotica rocks. It’s a thick shaving cream, and can be used by any gender, on pretty much any body part you want to be smooth and hair free. The Intimacy Book sent a bottle my way for review, and I’m really glad that they did.
I love this stuff. Seriously. Up until I started using this brand of shaving cream, I thought that it didn’t really matter what I used to shave my pussy with. I’d mostly used hair conditioner, and, in a pinch, soap. Both were terrible ideas. The fragrances in the conditioner usually irritated my pussy, and the soap never quite got me a decent shave. Both options left me with a variety of nicks and ingrown hairs in the days afterwards, as well as plenty of regret that I had even bothered to de-fuzzy myself. This, however, does not give me post-shaving guilt, or the normal epic razor bumps!
The Coochy Creme is fairly thick, about the consistency of a conditioner (which makes sense, given that it can double as conditioner if you want). It doesn’t slide off my skin after I’ve put it on, unlike some shaving creams, and it rinses off the razor fairly easily. I also didn’t notice any residue on my skin after rinsing off. I like that I don’t need to use a whole lot of creme each shave. Doing both legs, plus my pussy only ends up being 4-5 pumps, and given that the container only dispenses a small amount each pump, I foresee my bottle lasting me several months.
This product comes in an 8 ounce bottle, and has a pump top dispenser, as well as a clear cover/pop off top. The sticker on the front isn’t terribly discrete, as it does say ‘Coochy’ in fairly large letters on the front. I keep my bottle in the bathtub, tucked behind the shampoo, and it doesn’t stick out too much from the other bottles. You may want to remove the label or just hide it if you have company over, though.
Ingredients: D.L. Water, Steralkonium Chloride, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glycerin Stearate SE, Jojoba Oil, Lanolin, Keratin Protein, Panthenol, Allantion, Methyloparaben, Fragrance, Propylparaben
This shave creme has three different types of parabens (Methylisothiazolinone, Methyloparaben, and Propylparaben) in it, so you’ll want to find another option if you’re sensitive to them. While both my partner and I have paraben sensitivities, we didn’t have any sort of reaction to this, though. Also, Coochy Creme is not vegan friendly, as Hydrolyzed Keratin and Allantoin are derived from animals.
I received the unscented version of this creme, as most commercial fragrances bother me, and it hasn’t triggered a migraine or bothered my allergies at all. But, if you like your shaving products to smell good, this comes in 5 other scents, including Green Tea and Citrus.
My boyfriend recently used the Creme for shaving his face, and is now a convert too. His comment was “My face hasn’t felt this smooth since I was 14!”. He got an incredibly close shave, without any of the normal irritation, and the smoothness lasted much longer than normal. A day and a half later, he’s a bit scruffy, but it’s barely more than a 6 o’clock shadow. I think we’re going to have to invest in ‘his and hers’ bottles, because I really don’t want to share mine.
I give this shaving creme 4 smooth paws up out of 5! (One star was lost for the parabens. If it was paraben free, I’d have absolutely no complaints about it.)